Short Jokes

Never having to say you're sorry...

Being Gen means never having to say you're sorry
(Eliza ambrov Halwyn)

Being Sime means always having to say you're sorry
(Zoe Farris)

Gen: If God had ment Gens to carry things he would have given them tentacles.
(Eliza ambrov Halwyn)

Sime: If God had ment Gens to carry things he wouldn't have made them so clumsy!
(Garth ambrov Halwyn)

One candle short of a Faith Day ceremony

A few channels short of a Householding

A few pre-gens short of a genfarm

An allergy short of a Farris

Playful:

If you love your gen,
Set it free...
If it comes back,
set her free again,
repeat (until need sets in)

Junct: If you love your gen,
Set it free...
If it doesn't come back,
Hunt it down and kill it.

"You can't kill me you damn Sime!" (uttered by Gen patroler)

"Don't worry, he isn't in need."

Everyone you meet appears to have tentacles growing out of places that you wouldn't expect tentacles to be growing from.

You call up random people and ask if you can borrow their gen, just for a few minutes.

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