Our son would like to be a Donor when he grows up, but.... If a Sime and a Gen live together, who gets to control the thermostat? Isn't there supposed to be a new "authorized unauthorized" fanzine? Are you familiar with the theory that there are really twelve planets in our solar system? Is it true that you can tell the size of a Sime's, er, equipment from the size of his tentacles? Is it possible there are still Ancients around that we just don't know about? Is it possible that Simes are aliens who introduced something into our bloodstreams.... Archeological evidence suggests that Ancient civilization collapsed because of a massive war. My best friend and her brother both Established this year. I sent in my question eons ago and it was never answered. Doesn't the new World Controller seem naive and innocent? My friends tell me I should boycott Fandom, Inc. My Territory just held a presidential election and there was a tie. I am planning to tour Russia and hobnob with the aristocracy. When did the Tigue mutation develop? I have some friends who are always talking big but never seem to put their money where their mouths are. I really want to get my Sime drunk so I can have my way with him. What does Sime Territory law say about Gen Territory citizens who are minors? Please settle this argument... (ronaplin inhibitor) Why don't Simes use guns? Why don't Gens use whips? A friend of mine is convinced that electricity and selyn are closely related. In school they have us reading a book about the junct days.... How do you remove ronaplin stains from naugahyde? I'm trying to get a piece of fanfiction published. While I cannot agree with the strident nature of.... I'm seeing these reader responses (The Top Ten Things a Third Order Donor....) Your statement that automobiles cannot know either need or attrition is a crock! How come it's called "Gen of the Week" when it doesn't come out every week? I was walking down the street the other day.... Reader response: The Top Ten Things a Third Order Donor.... Why do Gens have such cold feet? They say that Klyd Farris vanished without a trace. What exactly happened to him? Recently I was horrified to see an ad for a "Celebrity Auction". Can a Sime become fixed on an inanimate object? In reading your column describing the ten most popular plans for surviving a Sime attack.... Has there ever been a documented case of Divine Intervention in a Gen surviving an attack by a junct Sime? I just found out my Gen has 100,000 in a secret bank account. My Gen partner is Post all month around. I can't cope! Just how much selyn does a Gen need to live? Recently I was offered some minority, nonvoting stock in a private company.... Will there still be copyright law in the time of Simes and Gens? What's so bad about panicking or staring? This Sime keeps looking at me in an odd way. How do I stop my Sime from taking bananas and forks into the bath? Is there life on other planets? Is it divided into Sime and Gen too? Can a Sime have two Gens in transfer? My peers (who are mostly Gens for some reason) are always picking on me. Do smart Gens taste better? My Sime boyfriend is allergic to my cat. How can I get ahold of Riyyh, Sectuib in Naros? Sergi vs. Sergei Reader Poll Author Feedback I have this new boyfriend, who is a Sime. He's coming over for dinner. What color is selyn? Who do you think would win between... (Sergi vs. Sergei) What exactly does "Gen of the Week" mean? If Simes are stronger, why does the Gen do all the heavy work? Why are there no gay channels? Are we evolved from cats? My cousin wants to donate to the Tecton. I read your advice to "All Confused" last week. Why is the Tecton so damn immovable on the subject of Sime-Gen transfer? Is it true that if you conceive before the full moon you will have a Sime child, unless it's premature? Should I be jealous? Is it possible for a Gen to "suck" the selyn back out of a Sime? Were the Ancients Simes or Gens? Is ronaplin good sexual lubricant? Why do Farrises have such crazy hair?

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